Toddler Talk - A Few Recent Funnies

Now that Noah is approaching 2 (yes, where has the time gone!!!??) there are some very funny conversations going on in our house and the other morning I was lucky enough to overhear the first real conversation between Noah and Isla and they didn't realise I was earwigging - well it was 6.30am - I was trying to keep a low profile and get a bit more time in bed!
 

Noah: You're being naughty

Isla: no you're being naughty!

Noah: No Daddy naughty

Noah: I'm not a monster (I've got to disagree!)

Then Noah goes through the entire family "Grandpa naughty, Nanny naughty, Aunty Kirsty naughty, Cousin M naughty etc etc"

Noah: I like Mummy best

Isla: I like Mummy best in the whole world wide 

*I like this part of the conversation!*

Noah: I like Daddy

Isla: You are a rude person

Noah: No I not rude. I'm not naughty.

Isla: I see you in the chair in the night being naughty (this is reference to the fact that Noah STILL WAKES EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT and I sit with him in the chair!) I'll give you a star if you stop being naughty (I love that she is going to start her own star chart system with him...!)

Noah: I want Poppy Cat and Daisy Doo

Isla: You are naughty, I'm going now and taking my sheep (at this point she comes in to me and I'm laughing my head off)

And finally a great one from yesterday: 

Me: Are you going to be a good boy today Noah?

Noah: No, I not be good boy, ever, never.

Pause.

Noah: I be silly and billy.

Me: *sigh*